Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The County of Hertfordshire

I spent Monday night in the Holiday Inn at Hemel. We went to a chain pub. The others stoked themselves up rather too much with a mixed grill; I had scampi chips garden peas and a pint of Greene King IPA. I commented excitedly (to the bemusement of my colleagues) on finally spending a night in the County of Hertfordshire.

I needed to grab an extra blanket from the top of the wardrobe, though the window (for my safety) only opened an inch. I finished Pushkin's "Gypsies" and lay in the dark, the IPA revolving.

Am I in Hertfordshire? What is a County?

Is it an invention of the Revd. R.H. Webb? Is it heritage five-star dining and commuter-belt MPs? Is it the Emergency Services? Is it the canteen staff? The Ruines of Time? A shit-hole? I lay in a steel frame several floors above the soil. Beneath that, a long way down, was chalk.

All over the world people are writing the word "loosing". Only three in every 17,000 are writing about arrows. 270 are being figurative (loosing off accusations, or a volley of farts). The other 16,727 mean "losing".

I thought of Hertfordshire as a dragon's wing, sliding into the London basin; my idea was dominated by the ribs, which were the through-roads. Out-there/in-there, though it's hard to credit, is the real "place", what you can't touch; it looks like they always do, like grey fields and the backs of estates. And the glittering sign of Holiday Inn. A stream dribbles under the road.

Was only now I made the discovery that, some hundreds of years ago it seems, I spent several nights in Hertfordshire, visiting relatives. I was so young I didn't care about counties then; I thought I was just in London. The morning sunlight glittered along the street and its bright cars - red, pea-green, cream. Sparrows chirped in the eaves; a model of a Spitfire on one of those low cabinets with sliding glass doors. Complete set of Beatrix Potter. Cats who stood side by side eating from their bowls in the kitchen. I imagined that during the week the windows admitted the world of entertainment from nearby studios: Bing, Nat, Cliff... I leafed through a big book of stills from the Silent Era, falling in love with Paulette Goddard somewhere in the last few pages.

When I was young counties were of no interest. My geography was counterculture; the true places were brilliant points of light defined by their red and purple Jeremy Reed energies; they existed as seams in space.

Counties become of interest to older inhabitants. The mass of life that has accreted its facts and false facts to form the world we are moving through becomes a quietly moving object of contemplation in itself, seen forming its patterns over so many generations and from simple beginnings; an increasing amount of this history now with some personal resonance attaching to it. Penned in to locality, they thrust their hands deep into it, they probe right through it, still seeking...

But I want a big answer now.

[My scampi was fished and breaded in Scotland - in between these operations it went off to China to be hand-shelled*.]

Saturday, February 09, 2008


In the long ages before systematic reference the names of gemstones, like the names of flowers and other natural objects, tended to get shifted around from one type of object to another. This was a kind of advertising, in part. A name once established developed a patina of inherited glamour, so tradespersons blithely re-applied the names, either ignorant themselves or certain of never being caught out by anyone else.

The stone topazos desribed by Pliny the Elder in the Natural History, XXXVII.32.8, is clearly not the gemstone now known as topaz; inasmuch as it's anything specific, it seems to be some sort of chrysolite; he describes it as a leek-green stone from which you can carve statues. He derives the name from a supposed island in the Red Sea where the stone was found. The island's name, in turn, is said to come from the words "to seek" in the language of Troglodytic sailors, who sought the island among its many fogs - Pliny seems to be thinking of Greek "to pazô", which means "to conjecture". Whatever reality this island may possess, the derivation is typical of the absurd etymologies of classical and post-classical scholars; nothing was known of the historical development of language, so names were explained from their resemblance, nearly always misleading, to words in contemporary language; as if you were to suppose that Chester had something to do with a chest, or Belfast with a fast bell. But those who prefer to surmise a derivation from the Sanskrit tapas (heat, flame) may be falling into another common trap, the romantic assumption that a potent and magical modern word is likely to have a fittingly potent and magical origin.

The modern topaz is a granitic gemstone that may be colourless, yellow, blue, or sometimes other colours (there is also the term "oriental topaz", which is a yellow sapphire). In western literature the word eventually came to be associated with a smoky sort of yellow, useful for describing feline or otherwise enigmatic eyes: the type of eyes that are beautiful but in which you can't read what the person behind them is thinking.

   The face oval beneath the glaze,
   Bright in its suave bounding-line, as,
   Beneath half-watt rays,
   The eyes turn topaz. (Pound)

A horse stands, blinking his sleepy topaz eyes at nothing. (Faulkner)

The stone collection of my childhood contained a topaz, a small dull pebble so far as I recall. Perhaps it was this, along with the connotations of haze, glaze, and other words with "az" in them, that suggested a cloudy, translucent texture - more distantly evoking some rich confection, marzipan crossed with toffee perhaps. Other parts of the word must also have contributed their suggestions - opaque, opal, topiary, Topic, topi... Anyway, I've always envisaged something lozenge-shaped or gibbous, not big crystals becoming big brilliant-cut jewels.

[The colour of the gems is not necessarily natural. Yellow can be reddened by heat treatment, blue can be induced by an irradiation process (there have been some recent problems with stones that are residually radioactive) - or they may be surface-coloured - David Federman's interesting article on "diffusion-colouring" here.]

   New cities by the sea
   Skyscrapers are winking

The B-52s managed to deploy the smoky yellow connotation (for sunlight winking off a skyscraper) and yet combine it with azure which (my scientific poll informs me) is something else that the word topaz tends to suggest, along with Aztec. As in "Trism", "Strobe Light", "Planet Claire" etc, "Topaz" is concerned with those shining scenes in space in which there is neither night nor day because we are outside the ambit of the earth (like the Blue Danube episode in Kubrick's 2001).

I dream that, the world being so vast, there are isolated tribes (not yet represented on the Web) who take the B-52s seriously as visionaries, and I'll one day meet up with them - likewise, those who continue to crack their knuckles over The Dancing Did, or those whose idea of American high-life is largely based on the recordings of Julie London... extrapolations from the more peculiar tastes of my youth, the ones I didn't often get the chance to go on about.

The last time I met an old mate of mine - someone who normally listens to Monteverdi and that kind of thing - he had found some reissued CDs in a garage by a band he'd favoured when at school. (Though I'm the same age as him, I didn't like the same bands.) I listened, horrified by the dreary, grotesque ugliness of the music. More recently, however, I too ran across and purchased a CD by a band of my own schooldays, music I hadn't heard for a very long time. I thought it was unbelievably good, always undervalued, nothing to touch it since, etc; I wanted to play this CD LOUD for everyone around me, I wanted to give them copies for Christmas. Suddenly I grasped that what I heard was just the same as what my friend heard. That what absorbed us was really nothing other than the re-opening of some imaginative highway in some deep chamber in our own heads. It had hardly anything to do with the hard-working musicians from northern cities that (severally) engaged us.

Here is what this post is really about. (...lorries to the canneries, carrying plums...). "Topaz" is a modern variety of apple developed in the Czech Republic (info from this excellent site: Orange Pippin) and it is currently my absolute favourite for purposes of chopping up and adding to muesli, where the sharp, energetic flavour makes a perfect complement to sultanas, oats, sunflower seeds and water. The main point about "Topaz" is that it was developed to be resistant to apple-scab; could therefore be farmed organically yet still be sold to supermarkets; this is now such a significant part of the market in Europe that it's the prime motivator for many of the new breeding programmes (as per Ariane (France 2002), Rajka (Czech Republic, 1990s)...). A good change, I think, from the era when today's classic apple-shape developed, its deep flute around the stem acting principally as a reservoir to stop the pesticides from running off too quickly.

Fashions in the look of apples change. Uniform deep red or golden-green inevitably suggests the dull flavours of the supermarket apples of our youth; the modern supermarket apple is invariably a mixture of colours, like the streaked Braeburn.
Topaz is broadly flushed with red on a ground of green or yellow. When the apple is purely red and yellow, it looks remarkably like a nectarine, but sometimes this signifies over-ripeness; the juicy zinginess is essential, and the apples should be kept in the fridge. Topaz's most interesting feature is the very indented base, which means the core is noticeably short (like a miniature Bramley). The knobbly, cheerful effect you will very soon learn to regard as the pinnacle of apple-beauty - but really that's because you're thinking about how much you would like to eat it.

When you slice the apples, the exposed surfaces glisten - but not all the surfaces, only about half of them; a curious feature (I suppose true of other glistening apples too) that I've yet to fully comprehend.

The blog as consumer's guide, the blog as sequence, the blog as project...

Added by MediaMan (2009):

So, that's it for Topaz, but how do the competition fare? Let's check out the rules first. This is a muesli composed of oats, water, some sort of dried fruit for sweetness - sultanas are amazingly cheap right now - and some seeds for texture: sunflower seeds and pumpkin seeds are good, and so are sesame seeds though they do float around on the surface in a disconcerting fashion. No milk or wheat products, and all ingredients organic, natch. We're looking to add half a fresh apple - we want juiciness, crispness, and a bit of bite to offset the sweetness of the dried fruit. In England I'm only interested in organic apples, but in Spain this rule has to be relaxed, because even though much of our organic supermarket fruit and veg is grown in Spain, it is generally unobtainable there, or has a street value of ten thousand euros a kilo.

Spartan. A small apple, and most of it is the core, so you might need to use a whole one for your breakfast. But it has a reasonable flavour, better than most of the supermarket standards.

Braeburn. This is about the best of the standard varieties. It is of course extremely reliable. Attractively streaked, crisp in texture, and with a reasonable if not jump-up-and-shout-about-it flavour, it's the one to choose when there's nothing more exciting around.

Reineta (Spanish). A distinctive apple with its golden brown frosting, a bit like a Russet. The first one I bought was absolutely excellent, juicy and zingy, with just a hint of stickiness in the juice that I didn't mind at all. But then I went out and bought a larger one, and it was a massive disappointment, a big ball of uninviting fluff. (Generally, big isn't beautiful when it comes to apples.)

Red Chief (Spanish). I should have guessed from its suspicious resemblance to Red Delicious (dark red and with a long narrow base). This is the worst apple I've ever eaten, thick bitter skin and tasteless fluffy interior, inedible in all circumstances short of starvation.

Pera (Spanish). A very peculiar apple. It is green blotched with brown, and is the shape of a pear (which is what "Pera" means), except that the stalk is at the wrong end. It has a nasty bitter taste and certainly no place in my muesli.

Cox's Orange Pippin. The most admired of apples, but you can't often get organic Cox's, because they are so prone to apple scab and numerous other blemishes. When you find them buy them, they're brilliant in muesli, though Topaz still has more bite and is maybe even better adapted to this particular scenario.

Egremont Russet. Always hailed as the token survivor of supermarket homogenization, it's in every way a distinctive apple - frosted golden brown, and with a peculiar flavour that probably goes very well with Lancashire cheese. But in muesli the Russet's dry flesh is a major downer, and I find the flavour at best disconcerting.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

brief hist / IS

Some recent pieces for Intercapillary Space:

Colin Falck: Post-Modern Love
rob mclennans aubade
Catherine Daly: That Locket Sound
John Gay: The Birth of the Squire
Elizabeth Willis: The Great Egg of Night

Or, as usual, they're all in the Brief History somewhere...

Sunday, February 03, 2008

just so every all

waters lit up on the coal-road
wipers for seventeen hours
something I wanted to say has
reflected back up off the road

is a crosswind you signed on a vest
here in a crosswind you slithered out west

It is autumn, beauty
and you getting smaller
breasting the leaves

valentine's place at the piano
a letter you hid in the stool

cleared away to the north-east
five-fingered weeping, the rain on your shoes
a casement ope at night
a tinsel of chestnut cigars

is it even conceivable
you should walk back to the laurels in Croydon
retrieve your dress
from the old address?

Late in the night
the old moon rose
with an anxious face

Oh no more words, don't say to me any more words!

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